Sunday, April 16, 2017

Happy Easter!

"Hey Flops! Do you know what day it is today?" I asked.

"Yes," he replied.

I continued. "Today is ---"

"I know what today is, and don't even think of asking me to be the Easter bunny!" he snapped.


"Oh, I'm sorry," I said. "But how did you know I was going to ask that?"

"Plastic eggs. Fake grass. Chocolate candy. Everyone assumes that just because you're a rabbit, you're willing to act cute and smile a lot for Easter. It's sickening. Well, NOT ME!" He hopped away, muttering something about stuffie stereotypes.

(He seems to have a bit of an attitude, doesn't he? Perhaps this is a touchy subject for Flops.)

But now what are we going to do for the Easter egg hunt? We don't have an Easter bunny...


Alright, I guess I'll take one for the team.

HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!



11 comments:

  1. Ajdin, I know you are hiding in that picture.
    Happy Easter to all the stuff is.
    Grandma

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  2. Oh dear...it sounds as if Flops is experiencing Easter Bunny Burnout. Carrots gets this from time to time as well, and he just needs to take a break. Perhaps things will be better next year. Very good of you to take one for the team, Ajdin!

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    1. A bear's gotta do what a bear's gotta do.

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  3. Ummm... **snicker**.... nice nose and whiskers... cough... cough... ahem... ahhahahahaha!!! Sorry Ajdin...

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    1. Ajdin, be sure that picture of you gets buried deep in the vault, otherwise it might come back to haunt you next election cycle, that is assuming you run for Prezident again.

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    2. This is true. I should hide this photo.

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  4. Ajdin, you make a great bunny! What a good sport you are!

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