"Oh not much," said Uncle Tibbs. "Parker and I are just working on a new dog trick and -- OH GOODNESS. WHAT IS THAT SMELL?"
Uncle Tibbs covered his nose.
"Ajdin, the smells seems to be coming from you. When was the last time you took a bath?" he asked.
"Hmm, I don't remember," I said. "But it can't be that bad, can it? Parker, you don't think I smell bad, do you?"
He ran away and hid behind Uncle Tibbs.
I took a whiff under my armpit and --
"PEE YEW!! Wow, I really do need a bath!"
"Alright, I'm headed straight for the tub," I announced. I grabbed some soap and a towel.
"But who will take care of my blog while I am away? It takes a couple days to air dry, y'know."
"Could I try?" asked Uncle Tibbs. "Perhaps I could be... a guest blogger!"
"That's a great idea!"
I'm sure my blog readers will be in good paws with Uncle Tibbs! See you later!