STAR TREK

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Whoa! It's the uniform for Starfleet Officers from the show Star Trek! And this gun is actually a phaser!

And look at the communicator badge on my shirt. It looks so real. My wardrobe assistant is really on point this time.

I wonder if it does anything like a real combadge would do. There's only one way to find out! I pressed the badge.

*BOOP BEEP*

"Uh... hello? Anyone out there?" I said nervously. I decided to go for it, just like I had seen them do on the TV show a million times before.

"BEAM ME UP SCOTTY!"

Suddenly, I was surrounded by a shower of twinkling stars...

... I had disappeared!

... my atoms were floating through the galaxy...

... and I reappeared somewhere else!

TO BE CONTINUED...

What is that? Part 2

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Should I pick it up?

Come on, like I really had to ask that question! This is me you're talking about! Of course I'm going to pick it up.

Beary carefully, I touched the gun.

I picked it up.

Hmm... there doesn't seem to be anything special about ---

POOF!!!

TO BE CONTINUED...

What is that?

Alright everyone! So back to our regularly scheduled blog posting. Before I answered the door, I was going to show you this really cool Japanese miniature food kit.

What? What's that you say? There's something behind me? Hmm... what is that?

It looks like a gun of some sort.

Should I pick it up?

A visitor part 2

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I opened the door and...

There was a turtle at the door. She looked like Ooogie.

"Heeeeeeeellooooooo." She talked like Ooogie too.

"Hello!" I said. "May I help you?"

"I aaaaaam looooookiiiiing foooooor Oooooooogiee," she said.

"Sure, I will get him for you. And you are?"

"I'm Oooooogette, Ooooooogieee's siiiiiisteeeerr."

"Ah, welcome! I definitely see the resemblance," I said.

"Heeeeellooooo Oooooogeeeetteeeeee...."

"Heeeeeeelllloooooooo Oooooooogggiieeeeeeee...."

"Hooooooooowwwww haaaaaaveeeeee yooooooouu beeeeeeeeeeen?"

(This might be a very long conversation.)

"I'mmmm doooooooiiiinnnng weeeeeeeelllll. I'mmmm soooooo glaaaaad I coooooooullld coooooommeee viiiisiiiiiiit yooooouuuuuu..."

"Yesssssssssss, soooooooooo ammmmmmm I. Hoooooooow waaaaaaas tthhhhhhheeeee triiiiiiiipp geeeeettttiiiiinnggg heeeereeeee?"

"Ittttttt waaaaaaaaaaas fiiiiiiiiiiineeeeeeee. Yooooooooouu aaaareeeeeeee loooooookiiiiinng wellllll brooooootheeeeerr."

"Alright! Well, I'll just leave you two to catch up then!" I said.

"I haaaaaaaaaveeeeeee sooooooommeee fuuuuuunn thiiiiiiinggssss plannnnnneeeeeddd whiiileee yoooooou areeeeeee hereeee....."

"Ooooooooh thaaaaaaat sooooundssssss greeeeeeaaaaatt..."