Sunday, April 16, 2017

Happy Easter!

"Hey Flops! Do you know what day it is today?" I asked.

"Yes," he replied.

I continued. "Today is ---"

"I know what today is, and don't even think of asking me to be the Easter bunny!" he snapped.

"Oh, I'm sorry," I said. "But how did you know I was going to ask that?"

"Plastic eggs. Fake grass. Chocolate candy. Everyone assumes that just because you're a rabbit, you're willing to act cute and smile a lot for Easter. It's sickening. Well, NOT ME!" He hopped away, muttering something about stuffie stereotypes.

(He seems to have a bit of an attitude, doesn't he? Perhaps this is a touchy subject for Flops.)

But now what are we going to do for the Easter egg hunt? We don't have an Easter bunny...

Alright, I guess I'll take one for the team.


Monday, April 3, 2017



After I made sure that I had fully materialized after going through the transporter, I heard a deep, booming voice behind me.

"Welcome back, Captain."

"You must be..."

"Lieutenant Commander Tibbs, son of Daisy Elizabeth Anne Tibbs. Chief of Security onboard the Starship Enterprise."

I turned to a familiar-looking turtle. "You must be..."


(I wonder what warp speed means for this ship.)

"Wow! This is so cool!" I exclaimed.

"Captain, are you feeling alright?" said another voice.

"YES! Yes, I am feeling fine, Counselor, uh..."

"Counselor Deanna Tweet."

Suddenly I was knocked over by a brown furry thing.

"Ah, Number One!"


My crew was almost assembled, but there was still someone left.

"Geordi La Fish, Chief Engineer at your service, Captain!"

I turned to my exceptional crew members. I was captain of this fine starship.

"My name is Captain Jean-Lox Bearcard! Mmm...lox..."

"And our mission is to boldly go where no stuffie has gone before!"