Today, my secretary decided she would just randomly show up and come to work. She handed me a couple of pieces of old mail she "happened to find lying around." Should I fire her? It's so hard to find good help these days.
The first letter is... a Halloween card! Halloween? Are we seriously that backed up on posting?
It's from Jerry and Ben, and there is also a Starbucks gift card for participating in the Halloween costume contest where I was my alter ego, Dr. FISHKENSTEIN... mwahahahahahahahaha... *ahem* I mean, thank you beary much, Jerry and Ben!
My secretary handed me another envelope. Let me guess, it's a holiday card and probably months behind also!
It's a Christmas card from Sandy! Thank you Sandy! Speaking of Christmas cards, I think my secretary forgot to mail those out also - really? I think I could find someone on Fiverr who would do a better job.
Thank you for the mail, everyone! My goal in 2026 is to find a new secretary!
Good luck Adjin!! Remember, sekrebearies are hard to find but... sometimes you just need to "incentivize" your existing one... you'll think of something.
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DeleteThink Adjin... think... You have the power in this relationship... you just need to find "leverage" over your sekrebeary...
DeleteI think my Sekrebeary is going to get an F - as the holiday card I sent you get sent back for incorrect addresses a few days ago
ReplyDeleteAt least your secretary tried to send one...
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