Are you sitting? Good.
See, I was just minding my own business when I happened to see an unusual object lying on the ground.
No, it can't be, I thought.
I approached the object cautiously.
I poked it with a stick to see if it was alive. It didn't move.
After my careful inspection, I determined that the unusual object was, indeed, a pair of PANTS.
Yes, that's right. PANTS.
My mind was swirling with all kinds of thoughts.
What does it mean? Do I have to wear pants everyday now? Are bears who don't wear pants frowned upon in society?
A small glimmer of hope swelled up within me. Perhaps these were someone else's pants. Perhaps someone lost them and dropped them here. Perhaps I would still be Ajdin "No Pants" Adilovic.
I looked closer at the tag. "FOR AJDIN," it said.
I was absolutely floored at this point. In fact, I am still in shock that I am going to leave this beary important decision up to you, blog friends.
Cast your vote in your comment below.
Should I try on these pants?
YES, you should try them on.
NO, be a bottomless bear.
Your vote could decide my fate. Choose carefully!
