Wrestling match

This morning I heard some loud, thundering noises coming from the living room.  BOOM BOOM BOOM!  As I got closer, I felt the ground shake.  It was Uncle Tibbs and King Kong.

"Oh hello, Ajdin," Uncle Tibbs greeted me.  "Kong and I were practicing some wrestling moves just now.  We could use your help actually."

"Yes," Kong continued.  "You can be the referee."

"Alright," I said.  I had never been the referee before.  "Ready...set....GO!"

I made sure to stay a safe distance away from the two giants.  I did not want to be squashed.

This looks like it's going to be a close match.

Kong put Uncle Tibbs into a headlock.

But then Uncle Tibbs countered with a bear hug.

Kong got out of the bear hug and sat on Uncle Tibbs.

"Uncle Tibbs, are you alright?" I asked.

"Yes...ERGH...I'm...fine...don't...worry...UNGHHH," he said.

They continued to wrestle.  It was the first time I had ever seen a bear-gorilla wrestling match.

Suddenly they both stopped.

"Is that...a banana?" Kong asked.

"Is that...a jar of honey?" Uncle Tibbs asked.

"Ajdin," Uncle Tibbs said, "why don't you call the match a draw?  I think we could use a break."

"Yes," Kong added.  "A break with bananas and honey."

Bananas and honey?  That sounds beary good to me.