Stuffie National Convention

Oh hello there! I'm setting up the stage for the Stuffie National Convention, or SNC. It starts this week!

As you probably know by now, I am running for President. The major political conventions have already passed, but the SNC will be the best one yet!

There, the stage looks great! One thing is for sure, I am the only Presidential candidate who sets up his or her own convention stage. If you can do it yourself, why not roll up your sleeves and get it done?

Now we just have to wait for all the delegates to arrive.

"Hello!"

"Hello hello!"

"Hello hello hello!"

"HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO!"

Wow, what a crowd! I can definitely feel the energy and excitement in this room!

Now we are going to do the roll call of states. I wonder who is in charge of that.

"Greeeeeeetiingssss deeeeleeegaaatesss."

Ooogie is doing the roll call vote.

"Aaaaalaaaaaabaaaaaaaamaaaaaa." 

"The great state of Alabama gives 50 stuffie delegates to Ajdin Adilovic!"

"Fiiiiffftyyyyyyyy stufffffffiee deeeeleeeeeeegaaateessss toooo Ajjjddiiiiiin Adiiiiiilooooooovic. Aaaaalaaaaaaaassssskaaaaaaaa."

"The great state of Alaska gives 28 stuffie delegates to Ajdin Adilovic!"

"Tweeeeeeeentyyyyy eiiiiiiiight stuuuuuuufieeeee deeeeeeleeeegaaaatesssss toooo Aaaaaajdiiiiin Aaaaaadiiiiilooooooviiiiiic."

Hey, I have a feeling this is going to take a beary long time. So I'm going to do what any reasonable stuffie would do...

... I'm going to take a nap!

Wake me up when it's my turn!

"Arrrrriiiiiiizzoooooonaaaaa..."