Stuffie National Convention, part 2

CONTINUED FROM HERE...

*YAWN*

Wow, that was a really refreshing nap! Is Ooogie finished reading the roll call of states yet? Is it my turn to give my acceptance speech as the stuffie nominee for President of the United States of America?

Huh?

Wait, where is everyone? The convention hall is nearly empty except for a few stuffie delegates who are just leaving. What happened? Please don't tell me that I...

"WOOF!"

"Parker, what happened?"

"WOOF!"

"I... can't... believe... it. I slept through the entire convention."

"WOOF!"

"Don't worry? How can you tell me not to worry? My entire campaign is ruined. I can't run for president now, and the future of this country is at stake..."

"WOOF!"

"You what? You accepted the nomination on my behalf?"

"Oh Parker! That was a great speech! Everyone loved it! You will be a terrific Vice President!" gushed Miss Feathers.

"Greeeeeat joooooob Paaaaarkeeeeer. Cooooongraaaaatuuuuulaaaatiiiiionsssss on seeeelf-noooominatiiiing yoooourseeeelf as Viiiice Preeeeesiiiideeeent," said Ooogie.

"Vice President? You're my Vice President?"

"WOOF!"

"And you have my debate preparation notes also? Because the Presidential debate is... NEXT WEEK?"

Wow, I missed out on a lot! Winter is coming soon so I guess I went into quasi-hiBEARnation instead of a short power nap. Anyways, time to get to work!

And by the way, I have the best Vice President a stuffie nominee could ever have! No wonder they say dogs are a stuffie's best friend.

VOTE AJDIN & PARKER 2016

Stuffie National Convention

Oh hello there! I'm setting up the stage for the Stuffie National Convention, or SNC. It starts this week!

As you probably know by now, I am running for President. The major political conventions have already passed, but the SNC will be the best one yet!

There, the stage looks great! One thing is for sure, I am the only Presidential candidate who sets up his or her own convention stage. If you can do it yourself, why not roll up your sleeves and get it done?

Now we just have to wait for all the delegates to arrive.

"Hello!"

"Hello hello!"

"Hello hello hello!"

"HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO!"

Wow, what a crowd! I can definitely feel the energy and excitement in this room!

Now we are going to do the roll call of states. I wonder who is in charge of that.

"Greeeeeeetiingssss deeeeleeegaaatesss."

Ooogie is doing the roll call vote.

"Aaaaalaaaaaabaaaaaaaamaaaaaa." 

"The great state of Alabama gives 50 stuffie delegates to Ajdin Adilovic!"

"Fiiiiffftyyyyyyyy stufffffffiee deeeeleeeeeeegaaateessss toooo Ajjjddiiiiiin Adiiiiiilooooooovic. Aaaaalaaaaaaaassssskaaaaaaaa."

"The great state of Alaska gives 28 stuffie delegates to Ajdin Adilovic!"

"Tweeeeeeeentyyyyy eiiiiiiiight stuuuuuuufieeeee deeeeeeleeeegaaaatesssss toooo Aaaaaajdiiiiin Aaaaaadiiiiilooooooviiiiiic."

Hey, I have a feeling this is going to take a beary long time. So I'm going to do what any reasonable stuffie would do...

... I'm going to take a nap!

Wake me up when it's my turn!

"Arrrrriiiiiiizzoooooonaaaaa..."