Election results UPDATE!

As you might know, I ran for President in 2016 with my trusty friend Parker as my running mate.

We ran a strong campaign and got many stuffie voters to the polls. Ooogie is the election official and has been thoroughly counting all of the votes. Let's check in and see if he's done counting yet.

"Oneeeeee huuuundreeeeed thirrrrtyyyyy seeeeeeeeen milllllion niiiinnnee hunddddreeeeed nineeeetyyy ninneeeee thoussssanddd, nineeeee hundreeeeed aaaaaand nineeeeeety nineeeeee..."

"Hey Ooogie, what's up?"

"Hiiiii Ajdiiiiiin."

"How's the ballot counting going? Are you almost done yet?" I asked.

"It'ssss goinggggg weeeell. I juuuuusttt haaaaaveeeee oneeeeee mooooreeeee tooo gooooo..."

"Oh great! I have been eagerly waiting for the results for a long time!" I said.

"Nooooow wheeeere wassss I," he continued.

"What's wrong?" I asked.

"I seemeeeed tooo haaaavee looosst counnnttttt," Ooogie replied.

"Oh, I didn't mean to distract you!"

"I guesssss I haaaave tooooo staaaartt oveeeeer..."

"..."

"Oneeeeeee... twoooooooo... threeeeeee..."

I can't believe it! We were *this* close to learning the final results. It's going to be another few years I guess.

Political analysis

Hello everyone, Parker and I are here at the Stuffie Presidential Campaign Headquarters. We are going to check in with our campaign team and talk to some of our trusted political advisors.

"Ajdin, a recent poll says that you will gain 4% more votes if you wear pants!" said Miss Feathers.

"But I really hate pants," I protested.

"4% means a lot in those crucial swing states," she said.

"Well, I suppose I could wear them for a while," I replied.

"Ajjjjjdiiiin... a neeeew pooooll sayyyys vooooteeeers waaant tooo seeee youuuu beeee mooore enviiiiirooonmeeentaallllyy friiiendlyyy."

"I think I'm already quite environmentally friendly. What else could I do?" I asked.

"Youuuu caaaan giiiive uuuup youuuuur caaaar," said Ooogie, as he drove my beloved roadster away.

"Noooooo..." I could only watch as it rolled out of sight.

I sat down and let out a sigh.

"Parker, this is not what I thought running for President would be like. First, I have to wear pants, then my car is gone. What's next?"

"Woof!"

"I know! I'll have a jar of honey to cheer myself up," I said.

"Hey Ajdin," said Uncle Tibbs. "New polling suggests that 5% of voters will respond more positively to your campaign if you switch to honey alternatives, like stevia or agave nectar.

"But..."

"So I'll just go ahead and take those away," said Uncle Tibbs.

"Hey, now wait just a minute..."

Pants? My car? And now honey?

STOP!!!

"Everyone stop! This is madness!" I shouted.

"But Ajdin, don't you want to get more votes?"

"Dooon't youuuuu waaaaant tooooo wiiiiin?"

I paused.

"I just want... to be myself," I said, finally.

"Have we forgotten why we created this movement in the first place? We are stuffies, and stuffies are true to their word. We will never lie or cater to special interests groups. We stand for honesty, courage, and kindness."

"Woof!"

"My name is Ajdin Adilovic...

"... I do not like to wear pants..."

"... I love my car ..."

"... and I love honey!"

My campaign team cheered.

"I will never change and I am proud of being me! I hope I will earn your vote in November!"

Stuffie National Convention, part 2

CONTINUED FROM HERE...

*YAWN*

Wow, that was a really refreshing nap! Is Ooogie finished reading the roll call of states yet? Is it my turn to give my acceptance speech as the stuffie nominee for President of the United States of America?

Huh?

Wait, where is everyone? The convention hall is nearly empty except for a few stuffie delegates who are just leaving. What happened? Please don't tell me that I...

"WOOF!"

"Parker, what happened?"

"WOOF!"

"I... can't... believe... it. I slept through the entire convention."

"WOOF!"

"Don't worry? How can you tell me not to worry? My entire campaign is ruined. I can't run for president now, and the future of this country is at stake..."

"WOOF!"

"You what? You accepted the nomination on my behalf?"

"Oh Parker! That was a great speech! Everyone loved it! You will be a terrific Vice President!" gushed Miss Feathers.

"Greeeeeat joooooob Paaaaarkeeeeer. Cooooongraaaaatuuuuulaaaatiiiiionsssss on seeeelf-noooominatiiiing yoooourseeeelf as Viiiice Preeeeesiiiideeeent," said Ooogie.

"Vice President? You're my Vice President?"

"WOOF!"

"And you have my debate preparation notes also? Because the Presidential debate is... NEXT WEEK?"

Wow, I missed out on a lot! Winter is coming soon so I guess I went into quasi-hiBEARnation instead of a short power nap. Anyways, time to get to work!

And by the way, I have the best Vice President a stuffie nominee could ever have! No wonder they say dogs are a stuffie's best friend.

VOTE AJDIN & PARKER 2016

Stuffie National Convention

Oh hello there! I'm setting up the stage for the Stuffie National Convention, or SNC. It starts this week!

As you probably know by now, I am running for President. The major political conventions have already passed, but the SNC will be the best one yet!

There, the stage looks great! One thing is for sure, I am the only Presidential candidate who sets up his or her own convention stage. If you can do it yourself, why not roll up your sleeves and get it done?

Now we just have to wait for all the delegates to arrive.

"Hello!"

"Hello hello!"

"Hello hello hello!"

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Wow, what a crowd! I can definitely feel the energy and excitement in this room!

Now we are going to do the roll call of states. I wonder who is in charge of that.

"Greeeeeeetiingssss deeeeleeegaaatesss."

Ooogie is doing the roll call vote.

"Aaaaalaaaaaabaaaaaaaamaaaaaa." 

"The great state of Alabama gives 50 stuffie delegates to Ajdin Adilovic!"

"Fiiiiffftyyyyyyyy stufffffffiee deeeeleeeeeeegaaateessss toooo Ajjjddiiiiiin Adiiiiiilooooooovic. Aaaaalaaaaaaaassssskaaaaaaaa."

"The great state of Alaska gives 28 stuffie delegates to Ajdin Adilovic!"

"Tweeeeeeeentyyyyy eiiiiiiiight stuuuuuuufieeeee deeeeeeleeeegaaaatesssss toooo Aaaaaajdiiiiin Aaaaaadiiiiilooooooviiiiiic."

Hey, I have a feeling this is going to take a beary long time. So I'm going to do what any reasonable stuffie would do...

... I'm going to take a nap!

Wake me up when it's my turn!

"Arrrrriiiiiiizzoooooonaaaaa..."