Ancient 400-pound salmon fought with dagger-like teeth

WOW, a fascinating article!

http://www.foxnews.com/science/2016/11/04/ancient-400-pound-salmon-fought-with-dagger-like-teeth.html

Stuffie Tour: ???

Hey everyone, today I am going to blog about --

Huh? My mom says that I just got a package.

Let's see who it's from.

It's addressed to STUFFIE TOURS.

I wonder if this is a new Stuffie Tourist. Perhaps I should put on my tour guide uniform. I'll be right back!

Okay, I'm back!

I can hear something moving inside...

Let's open the box!

This part is so exciting, isn't it?

It is...

ERNEST SHACKLETON BEAVER, intrepid explorer!

Like a true adventurer, Ernest has signed up for our MYSTERY TOUR!

Our tour is soooo mysterious... even I don't know where we are going! You'll just have to wait and find out...

Mail

Phew, I had to get outside for some fresh air! Things have been so tense lately. I guess that's politics for ya! Let's liven things up a bit, huh?

"Woof!"

"Parker, what have you got there? Some mail?"

Yes, it's a London postcard from Sandy after his Stuffie Tours gig as a tour guide. It's a really great postcard, with a nice photo collage on it. Thanks Sandy! You did a great job as tour guide. I'm sure Little Fox had a terrific time.

"Woof!"

"A package?"

"Who is it from?"

That's Jerry and Ben's signature drawing on the back!

Oooh... ahhh...

They sent me a bunch of fun stuff from their Halloween Costume Contest. There's a certificate, some stickers, a bear pin, some bear stationery, leaf coasters, candy, and teddy bear mints!

What a fun haul! Thanks Jerry and Ben for the package! Receiving fun mail is the perfect way to cheer up your day!

Election Results

So it's been almost a week since the election. Some of you might be wondering why I haven't given my concession speech yet. Well, the reason is because I believe that every vote counts. And the last time I checked, the votes are still being counted!

Let's check in with our election official, Ooogie.

"Twoooo miiillllioooon, threeeee huuundreeed fooorty seeveeeeen thouuusaaaand, niiinne huundreeed fiffffty oooone...."

"Hey Ooogie! How's it going?"

"Hiiii Ajjddiiiin."

"Do you need any help counting the ballots?" I asked. I picked up a ballot.

"Nooooo.... youuu'reee noooot alllooowedd to tooouucccch theeeem.... thaaaat's eleeeectiion taaampeeerringgg..."

"Oh whoops!" I said.

"Ooohhh nooooo," said Ooogie. "I looooost cooount."

"..."

"I haaaave toooo staaaartt ovvvver...."

"..."

"Onnnnneeeee.... twwwoooooooo.... threeeeee..."

Well, at this rate, it looks like it will take about 4 years to count all the votes! In the meantime, I'm going to have a snack!

ELECTION DAY 2016

Hey everyone, I'm standing here in line to vote - this is a big election! Did you vote yet?

Remember to vote for me for President and my dog Parker for Vice President! And it looks like Ooogie is working the polls to make sure there is no funny business with voter fraud.

"Ooogie, is there a machine to count the ballots?" I asked.

"Nooooooo," he replied. "I'mmmmm gooooinggg toooo couuunnnnt theeeeem mannuuuallllyyy."

"Manually?"

Hmm, this could take a while! I'm going to relax and have a snack while I wait for the results...