ELECTION 2016 RESULTS!!!

 BREAKING NEWS!!!

After a long and thorough process, election officer Ooogie is about to finish the final ballot count from the 2016 Presidential Election. In case you forgot, I ran for President with my running mate Parker.

"Hi Ooogie! Do you have any updates?" I asked.

"Yessssss," he said. "It issss aaaaa tieee soooo faaaar buuuut heeeere issss theeee laaaast aaaand fiiiinal ballooooot thaaat wiiiill deeetermine theeee wiiiiiinner."

"Woof!"

"Oh wow!" I exclaimed. "This is a very exciting moment!"

He opened the ballot.

"Aaaand theeee wiiiinner isssss.... aaaaah.... aaaaaah..."

"Aaaaaahh what?" I asked. "Aaaaaahhh who?"

"AAACHOOOOOO!"

He sneezed, scattering several of the ballots all over.

"Whoooooops."

"Oh no."

"Woof."

"Wheeeere diiiiid it gooo?" he asked.

"I thought I saw it go over there, or maybe it was over here," I said.

"Woof?"

"Doooon't worryyyy," he said. "It'sssss okayyy."

"Wait, what... what do you mean?" I said.

"I'll juuuust staaaart oveeeeer countiiiing aaaaagain," he said. "I doooon't miiiiind."

"..."

"Oneeeee... twoooo... threeeee..."

I. Can't. Believe It.

We were so close to finding out who won.

I guess we'll just have to keep on waiting for the results. In the meantime, I think I deserve a nice snack from all this excitement!

Election Results

So it's been almost a week since the election. Some of you might be wondering why I haven't given my concession speech yet. Well, the reason is because I believe that every vote counts. And the last time I checked, the votes are still being counted!

Let's check in with our election official, Ooogie.

"Twoooo miiillllioooon, threeeee huuundreeed fooorty seeveeeeen thouuusaaaand, niiinne huundreeed fiffffty oooone...."

"Hey Ooogie! How's it going?"

"Hiiii Ajjddiiiin."

"Do you need any help counting the ballots?" I asked. I picked up a ballot.

"Nooooo.... youuu'reee noooot alllooowedd to tooouucccch theeeem.... thaaaat's eleeeectiion taaampeeerringgg..."

"Oh whoops!" I said.

"Ooohhh nooooo," said Ooogie. "I looooost cooount."

"..."

"I haaaave toooo staaaartt ovvvver...."

"..."

"Onnnnneeeee.... twwwoooooooo.... threeeeee..."

Well, at this rate, it looks like it will take about 4 years to count all the votes! In the meantime, I'm going to have a snack!