It was somebody green.
"Hellooooo," said Ooogie. He was carrying a binder.
"Hi Ooogie! What are you up to today?" I asked.
"I'm taaaking theee offiicial Uniiiteeed Staaates Ceeensuuus," he replied.
"The U.S. census? How many stuffies do you still have to survey?" I asked.
"Weeeeell, I aaam countiiing theee eeentire countryyyyy. Aaand youuu areee nuuumbeeer tweeentyyy threee," said Ooogie.
"What... that's still over 300 million something to go..." I couldn't believe it.
"Yesssss. Thaaaaank youuu fooor yoour tiiiime toooday. Haaave a niiice daaaay," he said.
Wow, what a guy. Ooogie never gives up. I wonder how long it will take Ooogie to complete this census. He still has to finish counting the election results, you know.
Did you complete your census survey?
Is Ooogie going door to door? Make sure he masks up!
ReplyDeleteHe is immune to everything
DeleteTurtle power
DeleteMust be nice
DeleteInform Oogie I did my census online. Drunk fox is old school and will need a vist when Oogie makes his west coast rounds.
ReplyDeleteok I will tell him!
DeleteJerry thought it was the Senses--like taste--like "Ben, we need some cookies for the Senses taste...the Government says so!"
ReplyDeleteHmm.. the Senses Taste Test - I like it!
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