BREAKING NEWS!!!
After a long and thorough process, election officer Ooogie is about to finish the final ballot count from the 2016 Presidential Election. In case you forgot, I ran for President with my running mate Parker.
"Hi Ooogie! Do you have any updates?" I asked.
"Yessssss," he said. "It issss aaaaa tieee soooo faaaar buuuut heeeere issss theeee laaaast aaaand fiiiinal ballooooot thaaat wiiiill deeetermine theeee wiiiiiinner."
"Woof!"
"Oh wow!" I exclaimed. "This is a very exciting moment!"
He opened the ballot.
"Aaaand theeee wiiiinner isssss.... aaaaah.... aaaaaah..."
"Aaaaaahh what?" I asked. "Aaaaaahhh who?"
"AAACHOOOOOO!"
He sneezed, scattering several of the ballots all over.
"Whoooooops."
"Oh no."
"Woof."
"Wheeeere diiiiid it gooo?" he asked.
"I thought I saw it go over there, or maybe it was over here," I said.
"Woof?"
"Doooon't worryyyy," he said. "It'sssss okayyy."
"Wait, what... what do you mean?" I said.
"I'll juuuust staaaart oveeeeer countiiiing aaaaagain," he said. "I doooon't miiiiind."
"..."
"Oneeeee... twoooo... threeeee..."
I. Can't. Believe It.
We were so close to finding out who won.
I guess we'll just have to keep on waiting for the results. In the meantime, I think I deserve a nice snack from all this excitement!
