Monday, May 29, 2017

Memorial Day 2017

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Sunday, May 28, 2017

Jedi snack

Hey everyone! Things have been quite busy around here but I'm back and today I'm going to ---

Oh, what's this?

It appears to be an Jedi snack of some sort! Let me get into the appropriate attire.


Huh? No, this isn't right. This is a Star Trek uniform.


Still not right!


Correct outfit but wrong weapon! I need to have a little chat with my wardrobe assistant.


Okay, finally!

This snack looks really yummy.

Look - there's Darth Vader, a Stormtooper, R2D2, C3PO, Chewbacca, and Master Yoda!

Now I will use my Jedi powers to make them all disappear... like this! *nom nom nom*


Saturday, May 13, 2017


Hey everyone! I am long overdue for some mail updates!

(It's been so long since my last blog... I'm not sure I remember how to blog. I guess I'll just sit here and look cute. That always seems to work.)

I received a postcard from Philadelphia. This postcard was sent by a new friend named Jessica.

Jessica also took the time to write me a letter. She has a teddy bear named Wesley Bear who also travels with her. See? Traveling bears and stuffies are really becoming quite common. I will have to ask Jessica if Wesley Bear has a blog also.

Next is a postcard sent by Little Fox from his trip to Canyonlands National Park in Utah. It looks like an amazing place to visit! You can read about his trip here.

And last but not least is a postcard from Jerry and Ben... from sunny Puerto Rico! From the looks of this post, they sure got a nice tan!

Thanks for the mail everyone!

Sunday, April 16, 2017

Happy Easter!

"Hey Flops! Do you know what day it is today?" I asked.

"Yes," he replied.

I continued. "Today is ---"

"I know what today is, and don't even think of asking me to be the Easter bunny!" he snapped.

"Oh, I'm sorry," I said. "But how did you know I was going to ask that?"

"Plastic eggs. Fake grass. Chocolate candy. Everyone assumes that just because you're a rabbit, you're willing to act cute and smile a lot for Easter. It's sickening. Well, NOT ME!" He hopped away, muttering something about stuffie stereotypes.

(He seems to have a bit of an attitude, doesn't he? Perhaps this is a touchy subject for Flops.)

But now what are we going to do for the Easter egg hunt? We don't have an Easter bunny...

Alright, I guess I'll take one for the team.


Monday, April 3, 2017



After I made sure that I had fully materialized after going through the transporter, I heard a deep, booming voice behind me.

"Welcome back, Captain."

"You must be..."

"Lieutenant Commander Tibbs, son of Daisy Elizabeth Anne Tibbs. Chief of Security onboard the Starship Enterprise."

I turned to a familiar-looking turtle. "You must be..."


(I wonder what warp speed means for this ship.)

"Wow! This is so cool!" I exclaimed.

"Captain, are you feeling alright?" said another voice.

"YES! Yes, I am feeling fine, Counselor, uh..."

"Counselor Deanna Tweet."

Suddenly I was knocked over by a brown furry thing.

"Ah, Number One!"


My crew was almost assembled, but there was still someone left.

"Geordi La Fish, Chief Engineer at your service, Captain!"

I turned to my exceptional crew members. I was captain of this fine starship.

"My name is Captain Jean-Lox Bearcard! Mmm...lox..."

"And our mission is to boldly go where no stuffie has gone before!"

Sunday, March 26, 2017



Whoa! It's the uniform for Starfleet Officers from the show Star Trek! And this gun is actually a phaser!

And look at the communicator badge on my shirt. It looks so real. My wardrobe assistant is really on point this time.

I wonder if it does anything like a real combadge would do. There's only one way to find out! I pressed the badge.


"Uh... hello? Anyone out there?" I said nervously. I decided to go for it, just like I had seen them do on the TV show a million times before.


Suddenly, I was surrounded by a shower of twinkling stars...

... I had disappeared!

... my atoms were floating through the galaxy...

... and I reappeared somewhere else!


Saturday, March 18, 2017

What is that? Part 2


Should I pick it up?

Come on, like I really had to ask that question! This is me you're talking about! Of course I'm going to pick it up.

Beary carefully, I touched the gun.

I picked it up.

Hmm... there doesn't seem to be anything special about ---